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Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement
today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of
a quail over the weekend.
A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas,
lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal
limitations or bag limits.
It was further noted that lawyer
hunting was encouraged as the state is overrun with the pesky
creatures.
A local food critic said that, contrary to rumor,
lawyers do not taste like chicken, but rather like bovine dung which is a major
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i got me a dog
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| ok so's me and my brother went to tom thumb because i wanted a 12 pack
of sunkist, and we noticed that the 2 liter bottles were on sale $10
for 10. So we changed our plan.
Now we have 10 bottles of sunkist stored away in our pantry.
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so i just finished cleaning out my backpack
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